My sister in law Megan says lots of funny things. Some intentionally funny, some not... This is where I like to keep track of them all.

There's no point in continuing if I've already gotten the credit.

after being praised for doing the dishes before finishing them

They're like sweet tarts.

describing berry Tums™

You're a big tweeter.

responding to my "you're not big tweeters are you?"

I'm nothing if not complex.

in reference to "Meganisms"

I'm a wildcard!

self explication

I'm a sugar mama.

none needed

Wanna smell my pits? They smell like a garden!

regarding potential body odor